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Full Hydroponic Garden Set Up - $550 (Summit Cove)
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Have you thought about growing your own food indoors but also… like naps, snacks, and low-commitment relationships with plants?
This kit is your cheat code.
I spent years dialing this whole system in so you don’t have to go down 47 YouTube rabbit holes and accidentally grow sadness. Whoever grabs it gets a full walk-through from me so you can go from “Wait, which end of the seed goes down?” to “I grow things. I am powerful.”
Here’s what you’re getting (aka your starter pack for Plant Wizard status):
🪴 4 grow lights – So your plants can photosynthesize harder than your ex ever worked on that relationship.
🥤 Mason jar greenhouses – A whole adorable army of starter pods to sprout your future salads.
🌱 Loads of organic seeds – Greens, herbs, vibes. Enough to keep you in produce for ages.
💧 Liquid plant snacks (fertilizer) – Because your plants also deserve a nutrient-dense lifestyle.
📉 pH balancer – Keep their bathwater bougie.
🧪 Water testing tools – So you can feel like a science genius while growing basil.
📊 Seed + care chart – No gatekeeping. Everything spelled out: who needs what, when, and how.
📦 Huge box of coco coir – Fluffy, clean, soil-less growing medium. Plants love it. Your floor loves it.
🗃️ Bins for later-stage growth – For when your tiny sprouts turn into overachievers.
🕳️ Tons of net pots – For the full hydroponic “I know what I’m doing” aesthetic.
Basically: you’re getting an entire mini-farm, minus the mud, bugs, and emotional damage of store lettuce going slimy in 3 days.
If you can fill a cup with water, you can run this system.
If you can’t, I’ll teach you that too. 🍅🥬🌿